For all my employees to take note…
Written by ED on April 6, 2008 – 10:10 am - Posted in Trivial & Whining |I know it’s kinda unusual for one to communicate to employees via a personal blog, and especially those who are lurking around in silence. I am sure we have had enough communication to the point of putting a knife to each other’s throat but let this be a warning.
I don’t give a damn if you’re in the office right next to mine or on the open floor, it applies to everyone without prejudice.
Memo to All Employees:
In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Direct Employee Evaluation Programe Special High Intensive Training (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) programe. Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training Special High Intensive Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T) programme.
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Up-grade Level Leader Special High Intensive Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T) programe.
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of Managerial Operational Research Educational Special High Intensive Training (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) programe. This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensive Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you.
Boss In General, Special High Intensive Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
There… I gotcha! ROFLMAO!
April 6th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Point noted, boss!
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April 6th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
That’s a good one Ed! Haha….. and how true it is indeed….
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